when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
We need this because reasons. This one’s for the coffee drinkers amongst you - British designer Joshua Renouf has come up with a coffee making alarm clock which can wake you up with a fresh cup of joe.
There’s nothing sexier than having a generous lover. He never fails to make me cum again and again while we wait for round two to begin…
Sunset Dragons | by perezalonsophotography
Bobtail squid are tiny nocturnal cephalopods that only reach about 2 inches long. In the daytime, they use their tentacles to bury themselves under the sand and remain undisturbed.
Here is an awesome video of one burying itself.
Image credit: Alexius Sutandio
I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I Have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
Solely | by egab
Baby love *.*. Sarah is pregnant!